Okay. Here’s the thing. Phoebe is physically a perfect match for TVD because she’s gorgeous and if she was a vamp alongside Claire Holt, well that’s just all kinds of H2O memory lane fun.

Here’s the problem…

I fucking hate TVD.

So if she gets on there as a series regular, I’m going to be miserable because it’s another GODAWFUL show that I’m forced to watch just because I miss somebody’s face. (See: True Blood for Lucy Griffiths as Nora.)

Would she be hot as hell as a vamp on TVD? Of course. It’s Phoebe Tonkin. But couldn’t she just be on a show that’s actually good? How about just decent? I would accept decent! It really would make my life so much easier…